On this site will rise... something. Words fail me. Thoughts fail me. Give me a kiss and enliven my inspiration. Hold me. Kiss my asinine comments. This is my website, and I am Loloy D.

Loloy D's Nice Quotable Liners List

Loloy D's original lines:

  • "Censor the ban! Ban the censorship!"
  • "Few things are more exhaustive than catatonic excitement."
  • "I am anxiously awaiting my anxiety to begin."
  • "I am not the only sorry slob who doesn't have a life but I'm a prominent personality in the group."
  • "I believe in freedom - people should be able to freely choose how to obey my laws and commands."
  • "I can't believe I switched the left and the right of my ambidextrous socks."
  • "I graduated top of my class... of retards!"
  • "I have a pro-development stand. I believe no advancement can be made if I don't make enough advances."
  • "I have an intense, wanton and reckless desire to be placid."
  • "I have this burning desire to be cold."
  • "I'm a pathological liar. Honest!"
  • "If common sense was included in the five basic senses, I would have made more sense to you."
  • "If Einstein was a cynic, he'd say `Imagine the impossibilities!`"
  • "It is funny how the word oversight establishes the closely associated relationship between [supervision/management] and [failure to notice something/omission]."
  • "It is very easy to get into difficult situations while it is interestingly difficult to get into easy ones."
  • "It's a good thing your parents were both sterile when they tried to conceive you."
  • "It's better to be lazy than tired."
  • "It's better to be safe than padlock."
  • "It's difficult to make a mental picture of anything if you don't have a mental camera."
  • "It's really hard to love your enemies especially if they're desperately trying to kill you."
  • "Kids, I'm your dad and in our family I'm the boss. That's right, because your mom has put me in charge."
  • "Lack of preparation is the cornerstone of suprising but often interesting events."
  • "Learn to love the journey. When you finally get to your destination, another journey will soon be started."
  • "Let's get one thing crookedly straight! I don't want things to get clearly vague around here but I sure hope we can turn things squarely and flatly around!"
  • "Marriage is like your wife's triumphant loss at your own bachelorhood."
  • "My boss is fascinating. He is still able to work even if his brain doesn't."
  • "My imagination is reality impaired."
  • "My seven deadly sins have never killed anyone."
  • "Notice: If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."
  • "Obey the law with reckless abandon!"
  • "Pain is temporary. Glory is lasting. Legacy can be forever. Shit springs eternal."
  • "Repentant sinner - one who's wildly conservative."
  • "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Then deny everything."
  • "Short skirts need to be undressed, especially when you're done with them for the day."
  • "Stop and smell the roses... laced with *ether*. And you'll really stop."
  • "Success is so overrated. Why would people dwell in failure if success was so enticing?"
  • "SYN? ACK!!!"
  • "When we're together, we look pretty weird. I'm pretty and you're weird."
  • "While maintaining a keen sense of advanced expertise, let us stick strictly to the basics."

  • Loloy D's favorite lines:

  • "The beautiful thing about holding children's parties is that it reminds you that there are children more awful than your own."
  • "The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly the next day." -Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
  • "The purpose of a soldier is not to die for his own country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
  • "Try and try until you try again."
  • "Trying is only one step towards failure." -Homer Simpson
  • "True friends stab you in the front."
  • "What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
  • "Why fart and waste it when you can always burp and taste it?"
  • "Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"
  • WinMsg - A Quick Messaging Utility For Hopefully Any Modern Windows Version

    Introduction

    After getting fed up with figuring out how to make the msg app work among 64-bit Windows 7 computers in my work-area LAN, I finally decided to make my own open source "net send" or "msg" utility. I dubbed it WinMsg and I deployed it among my colleagues for testing and adoption. I developed it in VB6 so it's not really a complicated app. I can even publish the source code among these pages, eventually though. For now, making the source code available through a download would suffice. I can see it work with most modern versions of Windows, which are Windows 2000 and later. This brave declaration includes Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, etc., but I never made any extensive platform tests, however.

    Download

    I'll be updating this article eventually but in the meantime, here are the downloadables.

    1. WinMsg Setup.exe (1.5 MB, MD5 checksum afbfda7f7a3bf588cc5e2f513fc08183)
      pre-compiled Windows platform installer for WinMsg Version 1.0 Revision 0.

      This resource has been stricken off due to a FALSE POSITIVE reported on this file at https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/8090b18798247ac0b075424c05b8136013844....
    2. WinMsg Source.rar (4.66 KB, MD5 checksum c99cf8c5a00e293080d1d766bb78a7d0)
      WinMsg source code.
    3. WinMsg_Installer.zip (1,466,463 bytes, MD5 checksum fc2192e4fd8fd05c91c296b766bf95db)
      Alternative WinMsg zipped installation package.

    Software License

    I am hereby releasing it with a GPL license, and the specifications of which can be found at http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html. In the interest of non-committal "absolvency", I reserve the right to modify the license of my future revisions of this project. I'll still stick with community-based open source distribution initiatives though.

    Quick Usage Instructions

    Usage: wm [switches] <remote host> <message>
    
    Use "wm" or "wm /silent" at initial run to bypass this help screen.
    
    Switches available:
    
      /ap
                   add app directory to system PATH variable
      /ias
                   install at startup
      /silent
                   bypass this help screen
      /rfs
                   remove from startup
    
    Note: Some switches require administrator privileges and may not work with some Windows versions.

    Example Usage

    "wm 192.168.1.1 hi, are you there?"

    "wm kitchenpc mom, please make me a quick sandwich. thanks!"

    Reference Information - Philippine Mobile Telecommunications Area Access Codes

    I have gathered this reference information for my needs and would like to share it for the benefit of others as well.

    Access Code or Area Code Assignment
    Company/Organization
    813
    Smart
    817
    Globe
    900
    Smart
    905
    Globe, shared with Touch Mobile
    906
    Globe, shared with Touch Mobile
    907
    Smart
    908
    Smart
    909
    Smart
    910
    Smart
    911
    Smart
    912
    Smart, shared with Talk 'N Text, formerly used by Piltel
    913
    Smart
    915
    Globe, formerly used by Islacom before merger
    916
    Globe, shared with Touch Mobile
    917
    Globe
    918
    Smart
    919
    Smart
    920
    Smart
    921
    Smart
    922
    Sun
    923
    Sun
    925
    Sun
    926
    Globe, shared with Touch Mobile
    927
    Globe
    928
    Smart
    929
    Smart
    930
    Smart
    931
    Smart
    932
    Sun
    933
    Sun
    934
    Sun
    935
    Sun, formerly used by Globe
    936
    Globe
    937
    Globe
    938
    Red (Smart)
    939
    Smart
    940
    Smart
    942
    Sun
    943
    Sun
    944
    Sun
    947
    Smart
    948
    Smart
    949
    Smart
    973
    Extelcom (presently not in use)
    974
    Extelcom (presently not in use)
    979
    Next
    980
    Smart
    989
    CURE (Red, Smart)
    996
    Globe
    997
    Globe
    998
    Smart
    999
    ├╝mobile (Red, Smart)

    Zoom in on this article to view additional information.

    Commentary Speculations on the Negative Side of Big Data

    "If subsequent technological advancement and business processing models development make it possible for Big Data processing in becoming commonplace, it would be fair to speculate that corresponding technologies may also emerge that could have the capacity to poison big data for malicious purposes." -Loloy D

    Commentary Speculations on the Negative Side of Big Data
    Prepared by Loloy D, April 2013

    How To Solve And Medicate Genital Pus (Or Other Urinary Tract Infections)

    Solution #1: Benemid 2x at once. After 30 minutes, take Amoxicillin 500 mg 6x at once. Then dose up on Ambracin 3x a day for 7 days.

    Solution #2: Take Cotrim (Co-Trimoxazole) for 5 days and Cipro for 5 days. Dosage per day is unknown. Talk to your sexy pharmacist.

    Unable To Resist Flipping Up A Copy

    Since I discovered the invasion of leet-speak in the internet, I grew fond of alternative ways of typing text, encrypting them using custom algorithms, using leet-like alternatives and so on. But the discovery of flipping text upside down from http://www.revfad.com/ made me laugh my ass off. I made the discovery from a post made in http://www.nxsecure.org/ (defunct, which has actually divided into that and http://www.nxportal.com/, also defunct).

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