On this site will rise... something. Words fail me. Thoughts fail me. Give me a kiss and enliven my inspiration. Hold me. Kiss my asinine comments. This is my website, and I am Loloy D.

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Loloy D's Nice Quotable Liners List

Loloy D's original lines:

  • "Censor the ban! Ban the censorship!"
  • "Few things are more exhaustive than catatonic excitement."
  • "I am anxiously awaiting my anxiety to begin."
  • "I am not the only sorry slob who doesn't have a life but I'm a prominent personality in the group."
  • "I believe in freedom - people should be able to freely choose how to obey my laws and commands."
  • "I can't believe I switched the left and the right of my ambidextrous socks."
  • "I graduated top of my class... of retards!"
  • "I have a pro-development stand. I believe no advancement can be made if I don't make enough advances."
  • "I have an intense, wanton and reckless desire to be placid."
  • "I have this burning desire to be cold."
  • "I'm a pathological liar. Honest!"
  • "If common sense was included in the five basic senses, I would have made more sense to you."
  • "If Einstein was a cynic, he'd say `Imagine the impossibilities!`"
  • "It is funny how the word oversight establishes the closely associated relationship between [supervision/management] and [failure to notice something/omission]."
  • "It is very easy to get into difficult situations while it is interestingly difficult to get into easy ones."
  • "It's a good thing your parents were both sterile when they tried to conceive you."
  • "It's better to be lazy than tired."
  • "It's better to be safe than padlock."
  • "It's difficult to make a mental picture of anything if you don't have a mental camera."
  • "It's really hard to love your enemies especially if they're desperately trying to kill you."
  • "Kids, I'm your dad and in our family I'm the boss. That's right, because your mom has put me in charge."
  • "Lack of preparation is the cornerstone of suprising but often interesting events."
  • "Learn to love the journey. When you finally get to your destination, another journey will soon be started."
  • "Let's get one thing crookedly straight! I don't want things to get clearly vague around here but I sure hope we can turn things squarely and flatly around!"
  • "Marriage is like your wife's triumphant loss at your own bachelorhood."
  • "My boss is fascinating. He is still able to work even if his brain doesn't."
  • "My imagination is reality impaired."
  • "My seven deadly sins have never killed anyone."
  • "Notice: If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."
  • "Obey the law with reckless abandon!"
  • "Pain is temporary. Glory is lasting. Legacy can be forever. Shit springs eternal."
  • "Repentant sinner - one who's wildly conservative."
  • "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Then deny everything."
  • "Short skirts need to be undressed, especially when you're done with them for the day."
  • "Stop and smell the roses... laced with *ether*. And you'll really stop."
  • "Success is so overrated. Why would people dwell in failure if success was so enticing?"
  • "SYN? ACK!!!"
  • "When we're together, we look pretty weird. I'm pretty and you're weird."
  • "While maintaining a keen sense of advanced expertise, let us stick strictly to the basics."

  • Loloy D's favorite lines:

  • "The beautiful thing about holding children's parties is that it reminds you that there are children more awful than your own."
  • "The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly the next day." -Rod Kimble in Hot Rod
  • "The purpose of a soldier is not to die for his own country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
  • "Try and try until you try again."
  • "Trying is only one step towards failure." -Homer Simpson
  • "True friends stab you in the front."
  • "What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
  • "Why fart and waste it when you can always burp and taste it?"
  • "Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"